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Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

by Please pull out my ass hairs August 24, 2020

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Mr. Nobody

Its better to be Mr./Mrs. Nobody than to be the somebody you're not and be loved by the world for it.

He/she was a somebody in a world full of nobody's, always commenting on their double standards and hypocrisy from an elevated position Mr. Nobody couldn't get to.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019

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He aint nobody

Used to belittle another subject

Jamal: Marquis think you can't rhyme
Tyrese: He aint nobody

by Pizzlej March 28, 2019


nobody likes onions

A great podcast, Extremely racist, very funny. Kicked out of itunes music store for no reason, Hosted by Patrick, and Hollywood Adam. Very funny show everyone should check it out. www.nobodylikesonions.com

Adam:I'll pinch your nipples again i swear.
Patrick:Banned from the show *Rip*
Adams Mom:I am queen
Dion the Cat Raper: IMA RAPE SOME PRETTY LIL KITTYS!!!
Nobody likes onions great podcast check it out.
www.nobodylikesonions.com

by Monty P October 13, 2005

89๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021


the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

51๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nobody Loves Me

Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You

I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"

by Headcircus July 7, 2010

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