nan kid

derives from russel brands comedy sketches. a phrase used to describe a child or teenager with old ladylike qualities. Usually a 'nan kid' has been brought up by their nan.

Normal person: 'hey jane'
Nan kid: 'ooh isn't the weather lovely today, ive just completed my third crossword while sitting by the promenade, have you had a stroll yet today?'

Family Nan

Exceeding large labia majora, reminiscent of the the family sized nan breads served in a certain Northampton (UK) curry house.

Her fanny flaps resembled family nan breads

Nan Nutta

Means not to have or possess

you gots some money?
Nah, i aint got a Nan Nutta.

If it wasn'f fo da lord i wouldn't had not a nan nutta one dim bitches come into my life.

my nan

a woman who is your mothers or fathers mother

my nan is a junkie mate

man-nan

the male form of a nan
usually pierced
usually accompanied by red hair

look at betty\'s man-nan!
Yo! betty pierced his frenum on his man-nan

bull-nan

a large amount of a substance consisting of cum, blood, and piss is put into a girls vagina and held in for as long a possible by a penis

I had some sick bull-nan last night with a kink

Ur nan

My prostitute nan if peng

Ur nan is a prostitute