A thick unicorn in a threesome.
Baby, look at her big ass. She'd make a great narwhal!
A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.
"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."
When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.
My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.
The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.
Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.
Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.
Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals
Narwhals are so cool
To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.
That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat