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A small town in the western part of the state, in the panhandle.
Scottsbluff Nebraska has a sugar factory that once blew up.
When multiple dudes ejaculate onto a female's head at the same time and the semen cascades down her face.
Me and the homies just Nebraska Avalanched on Penelope.
When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.
I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.
Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.
If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.
A small town filled with rich assholes and the few kids who aren't shitting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they're emo/lesbian.
"You live in Lyons, Nebraska?"
"Yeah!"
"Jesus christ stay away from me you freak."
A girl doesn’t like you anymore
I could tell him the truth, and just say she ain't like me much
But instead I lie and say she moved to Nebraska
When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.
gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.