A state that took too long to count the votes
IYKYK Nevada
A place in the middle of nowhere where a bunch of people with crosses for faces live and kill each other and the sky is red and the ground is gray and if you smoke a cigarette there you get no scoped by this guy called Hank J. Wimbleton
Kid: mommy where are we going?
Mom: somewhere
Kid: somewhere where?
Mom: SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA… *Sean Hodges/Cheshyre starts playing*
The state that probably has the most LGBTQ+ people
The whole world:Have you counted the votes yet?
Nevada:No we don't know math.
When I landed my paraglider in Nevada, a hooker walked up and gave me some blow.
ITS PRONUNCED NE-VA-DA YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOT QUENTIN >:(((
hello i am from Nevada
yippie!! im so glad you pronunced it ne-va-da you are so cool
The 36th state admitted to the union during the civil war and the state with the fastest growing city (Henderson) also barely any snow in Las Vegas area really only near MT.Charlston
Nevada is also one of the safest states besides Las Vegas Nevada has Henderson where if you get killed they will most likely find who don it
the Housing of madness and improbability.
mostly to Hank J Wimbleton
1: hey im gonna go to nevada
2: dont die!