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New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.

Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.

by Mk the Political Scientist February 17, 2011

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


new york city rage fest

A party in which the humans go off the rails and loose a sense of reality or means of what’s appropriately acceptable in their own household

Let’s have a New York City rage fest tonight

by Randol Greenwater November 4, 2019


New York City and Long island

An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.

Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.

by Jason Healy, New Yorker. January 21, 2005

68πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


New York City man hole cover

When you shit then force the shit into a girls asshole pleasurably

"How's Amy." "Not good I gave her a New York City man hole cover last night, she's not walking right "

by Bizzle5shizzle October 19, 2016


Ocean City, New Jersey

Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.
Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.
The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.

I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.

by Sassafras Scumblesquash April 15, 2006

62πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


NEW NEO CITY

an epic sound track and an game in robot 64, what else do you need?

NEW NEO CITY its new and has neo signs, how better could it get

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021


CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.

The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021