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coming from a true new zealander.. you know you love beastiality.
jokes.
sheep aren't even a big part of new zealand.. and i don't know why people thnk so.
new zealand's all about the relaxed lifestyle with the beautiful mountains, beaches, lakes, country and cities all together really close by...
like a taste of all countries together..
and its so not cold.. i am SO BOILING RIGHT NOW.
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Why is Australia being mentioned with so many New Zealand definitions? because many a farmer in New Zealand are jealous of Australias riches, but if they would only look up.. to Auckland or Wellington, they would see that we are rich too. And for the uknowledgables who think we live in Teepees.. we dont, we actually are home to the tallest tower in the Southern Hempisphere AND here in Auckland we're not treehugging green peace hippies we're just like anyone in a metropolis RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS and proud.. legit.
stay cool NZ, peace out
Stupid unknowledgable farmboy: "haha you're from New Zealand you live in Teepees"
Kiwi(term for a NZer): "actually you stupid unknowledgable, how the fuck would we use the internet if we lived in teepees, get a haircut farmboy"
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New Zealand is awesome. We have lots of sheep in our country, more sheep than people, but this does not mean we fuck our sheep. That's like saying 'australians fuck their kangaroos'. Australians, may I add, think they are better than us because their country is ten times bigger than us. (I will leave the rest to you intelligent non-new zealanders to figure out)
New Zealand is home to the first person in the world to climb Mt. Everest, has a great tourism industry, as it is full of beautiful rolling green hills, as well as lovely forest filled with amazing native birds such as the kiwi and the tui, the air is really clean unlike some big cities in the USA and Australia which are filled with smog, also because it is small where ever you live you never are more than a two hours drive away from the ocean, and it also has a mountain ranges in the north and south island which are great for snow-sports in the winter. Of course the list goes on, but I would be typing for ever if I was to list all the reason why New Zealand is so brilliant. Of course it can be a bit chilly at times, but hey, only weaklings (and Australians) can't handle the cold. Toughen up.
tourist 1: so why are you guys in New Zealand?
tourist 2: I've been sitting in the beautiful natural hot springs in rotorua.
tourist 3: i've been carving up the mountain bro
tourist 4 (australian): *shiver* i'm fuckn cold my flips flops and shorts shorts are to cold. i need about seeex more layers, i'm not tough enough for this beautiful place
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what wales is to england, new zealand is to australia.
basically, the wales of the southern hemisphere.
that new zealand, full of sheep-shaggers, so it is
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New Zealand is the coldest state of Australia, it's people seem to think it is a seperate country and like to act as though there is some sort of cross tasman rivarly, they don't however realise the rivarly beetween states such as SA, VIC, NSW etc. are of much greater importance.
Aussie A "Oi, We're playing the All-blacks tonight"
Aussie B "Fuck that, it's Collingwood Vs The Crows"
australia, new zealand.
Anzac Spirit lives on.
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Australia's close ally and friend. There are some Australians who seem to hate New Zealand for some reason and vice versa. Needs to stop. New Zealand is an entirely different country to Australia with entirely different political, economic, indigenous, demographic, and geostratgic differences to it's giant neighbour to the west. Either NE (New England) or the Northern Territory are that "new state"
The Anzac bilateral relationship between the two of them has been strained over the years, thanks to the ANZUS treaty breaking up, lack of defence spending from the New Zealand government, airline collapses, this, that, OK OK it's time to move on from all that. What about the positives? I have said this a few times before but I think the issue here is Australia's *bucketloads* of confidence, and general comfort with itself. New Zealand, I'm afraid you will not find anywhere near as much of these qualities. Many Australians I know love New Zealand, so I am not bitching too much.
Australia-New Zealand bondage
ANZAC lives on
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