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The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
A Blunt/Joint that has been rolled into an empty Newport paper and then smoked like a cigarette
Hey you bringing any Zarmarya Newports to the party tn?
N i**as
E ither
W orkin'
P impin'
O r
R unnin'
T hangs ...
"YO! DAWG you gotta extra Newport?"
The act of using a Menthol VapoRub as a sexual lubricant without disclosing to the recipient.
Man, i gave that bitch a Newport!
The act of using a Menthol VapoRub as a sexual lubricant without disclosing to the recipient.
Man, i gave that bitch a Newport!
NEWPORT is an acronym for Niggez Either Workin Pimpin Or Runnin Things
What is NEWPORT an acronym for?
A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!