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Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life
"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."
A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
"why won't you date me? I'm a nice guy.
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
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That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
But behind the scenes
You mean the world to Nice Guys
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Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!
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A guy who doesn't pretend to be your friend just to get in your pants. Doesn't objectify and mistreat the women that he can actually get interested in him thinking once day he'll end up with his hot friend . Gross. Never.
Any guy who calls himself a nice guy. If you have to say it, you aren't one.
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A demographic composed of wonderful, misunderstood people, but only when looking from inside their own heads. In reality, they're a collection of mass shooters and Internet trolls.
You do realize that no one except you thinks you're a nice guy right?
If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.
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