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A guy with a tiny dick but when erected it turns into a horse cock. It's usually a hot guy with blond hair, very popular, but a "Nissan" will never grow taller than 6 feet.
After seeing a tiny dick in the shower room, but hearing he's a monster in the bedroom. "That guy has got to be a Nissan".
He’s a an absolute gentleman! He’s very cute and good looking.
A hopeless romantic, has his way with words and extremely sweet gestures. Sometimes he’s too good to be real. Although ladies, he’s on reserve until he finds someone deserving.
How do you want your man to be?
Like Nissan
Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.
“Yall don’t know how cool the Nissan Skyline GTR is… It’s so fast bro you guys wouldn’t know”
One of the best sports cars ever made in Japan. Has an acceptable horsepower number, unlike the Toyota GayTrash86
"Damn bro, did you see that Nissan 370Z"
Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86
A car from the Nissan Z line that originated from the Datsun Z line. Known as a sports/Grand touring car. Used to make ricer vehicles. Also many had problems with the power steering failing.
"Look at that ricer over there! It's a Nissan 370Z"
"I went off the road because the power steering in my Nissan 370Z went out!"
One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.
Driver: There is a Nissan Sentra running on bald tires tailgating 2 feet behind me, shit!