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Used as an exclamation of approval.
Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without
Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.
Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!
The chuckie please: (v) the act of fingering a woman after the consumption of consumption.
I ate a whole bag of cheetos, so i had to chuckie please my girlfriend.
a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.
Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.
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The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.
"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."
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A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.
"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"
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“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”
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A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.
"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"
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