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When two partners get together and use a device to connect both butts together.
A lonley old man meets a prostitute in a bowling alley, you know there's going to be some serious butt contact going on.
an excuse made when caught jacking off
"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"
A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.
I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover
After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.
Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!
Afraid to initiate physical contact. Standoffish in most social situations but always talking a big game.
He's always talking about asking her out, but never does. He's contact-shy.
He made the football team but quit when he got hit. He must be contact-shy.
Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.
Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.
Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.
"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.
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