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A nigger low on melanin calories
Jordan is a diet nigger
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Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
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Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.
Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*
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When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.
I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
A diet meme refers to an old meme that is still kind of funny or is still in the general publics mind. A diet meme can also apply to an old meme you haven't heard about. A good way to tell if a meme is a diet meme check to see if the meme has appeared on the Ellen Show.
Friend: Hey, you remember Harambe?
Me: Wow! That's a diet meme.
Friend: I know right . Rest In Peace my sweet baby boy.
When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.