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Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!
I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!
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The BEST kind of friend a person could have.
Everyone needs an Elton in their life.
A man that looks like a horse and a dead goat combined and acts like he knows all British songs
God he is such an Elton
the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point
Elton is a term that describes a crypto bro that is a jacked bodybuilder who timid in the streets but mean in the sheets. He invest in crypto like how he he treats women pumping and dumping.
Dude that guy over there is such an Elton with those ladies surrounding him.
Elton is a walking hulking piece of meat that is timid in the streets but mean in the sheets 😉
That guy over there is such an Elton with women on each muscular bicep.