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a way of saying "gay" and or "bi-sexual" with humour and wit, sure to disarm even the angriest redkneck bible thumper, or at least make them think so you have time to run
"I'm not gay, im hetero-flexible"
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A gay guy who makes out with girls when he is drunk.
Wow, I thought Steve was a flaming gay, but he sure likes to make it with girls when he's drunk- I think he's a real hetero-drexual!
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Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.
He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.
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A male who takes another male to pound town in a dominating fashion.
Comes from a theory of “your only
Gay if your on bottom,”
I became super hetero when I took my friend, who is a guy, to pound town.
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Lesbian: She's hot!
Morgan: Girlll that's a Maizie !
Lesbian: What's a Maizie ?
Morgan: A FUCKING HETERO !
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A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.
Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.
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Usually a sexist LGBTQphobic straight man who says basic things and shades every male who's not "manly enough". This type of man only thinks with his dick.
Hetero-basic man: Why is he wearing makeup!? Guess I'm the only man in here...
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