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Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
It’s when you and your partner is jumping up and down, and you cum in a condom while your partner shits in another. You mix both condoms and keep jumping to combine the fluids until they’re mixed for pleasure. You then have sexual intercourse with said condom.
I can wait to go home so we can do the kangaroo husky.
The part of a girls body below the belly button where it sticks out a lil bit like a pouch on a kangaroo from drinking or not working out found only on smaller girls fat girls dont count
Her kangaroo pouch is a lil sexy lol.
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A displeasure of australians. Coined in the End of the World video.
But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos.
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when fucking your chick standing up. sort of like giving a piggy back on your front
while shagging my girl missionary i stood up, and kangaroo fucked her
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putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.
"Wow, I didn't think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem."
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When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.
-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
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