master spark

Big laser beam that touhou character Kirisame Marisa fires

random guy: “Oh hello there-“
Marisa: “get master sparked bitch”
Random guy:”AAAAAAAA”

Mary Sparks

The small amount of ash (sparks) that comes from the bowl while dancing with Mary Jane (marijuana).

Shit man i gots some Mary Sparks on my arm, that shit be hurting.

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Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

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sparks plus

Keeps you up, and F**ks you up.

Josh, I would like to partake in an inhibition lowering beverage so that I may preform exceedingly dangerous/foolish activities, yet I wish to remain awake long enough to do said activities.

Joel, drink Sparks Plus

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Spark Notes

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.

Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.

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spark metal

To shoot a gun.

"You da type to go spark metal and start thinkin' you gangsta cuz you hit a parked yellow van." -Lloyd Banks

Your dad: "Look sport! There's a deer! Quick, spark metal!"
Your bitch ass: "I can't! Animals are people too."
Your dad: "You little fucking bitch."
(shoots you)

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t sparks

Having an orange hairy arse.

God damn, I'm starting to get a bit of a t sparks happening here.

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