swoop

to poop in a car and then swipe it on the street

that jerk just swooped on the road.

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Got Swooped

When you fucked up so bad that YouTuber Swoop would make a multi hour long expose video dedicated to detailing your demise.

When the man made false accusations, doctored evidence, cosplayed a victim, victim blamed real victims, and then admitted he was inappropriately in group chats with minors was the moment he got Swooped.

Sammy swoop

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

swoop and poop

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.

What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.

swooping is bad

Used when someone doesn't take your warnning seriously or ignores your concerns.

M : you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ?
A : yes. Swooping is bad !

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swoop fucker

Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.

"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."

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scoop and swoop

The scoop and swoop, also known as the scoop and grab or scoop and jiggle, is a method used to move all breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cups of a bra. It should be a part of every bra wearer's routine, regardless of breast size.

Instructions for the scoop and swoop maneuver.

Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.

Warning: Men should not attempt the above.