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Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out
The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom
SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much
When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.
facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)