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One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.
Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
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1) A Slow Norris is originally a children’s television character that looked like a big bipedal confused bear that talked to a small girl about not very much at all!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
Its 35 minutes into an hour long lecture and the Slow Norris enters the room with a look that says "What’s going on? Where am I? Why have they started?"
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One of the most amazing girls you may ever meet. Smart, clever and beautiful. Proof that shedding tears is not the sign of a weak woman. Amazing body, with an even more amazing personality. Pretty much having a uniqueness all of it's own. A Sabrina Norris is the biggest compliment a girl can receive.
Joe: Damnnnnn that girl is prime!
King: Yeaaaa she's okay, but she's no sabrina Norris.
A Female that ejaculates with venomous force from her lady parts.
i.e. A Squirter
She's only a bleedin Norris McWhirter
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At the last week of high school, you fuck around as much as you can and post it as much as you can. Buying snap filters, pranking teachers. Primarily at private high schools.
In honor of Joey Norris getting kicked out of Don Bosco Prep, he made it.
Matt: Hey Bro, last week of schools comin up.
Jack: Yea bro get hyped for Norris week.
Matt: Aw shit yea forgot. Long Live Norris
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Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.
Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.
The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.
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