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Absolute shithole of a school. The teachers suck and there are not enough lockers. Most kids are absolute pieces of shit, and no teachers give a damn. Run by the worst principles in the history of the earth.
the North Carolina Leadership Academy (NCLA) is an awful place.
When a man comes all over a womans different mysterious lady parts. Usually the ejaculated spooge is chunky and smelly.
Omg kelly im so screwed. why linda? Because Jonsey got North Carolina Creem Cheese all over my parents bed!
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a big black man was fucking LINDSAY COHEN'S anus while LINDSAY COHEN sucked off a bearded midget. LINDSAY COHEN likes cock of all races. not picky. extra easy. If you see LINDSAY COHEN around, whip out your dick for a great time. LINDSAY COHEN is to DISEASED WHORE as WHITE is to RICE.
(p.s. be sure to wear a rubber)
LINDSAY COHEN is the BIGGEST SCENE SLUT in North Carolina.
Actually shes just the biggest dumb nasty whore in history.
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Filthy sex act akin to the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Hot Plate, Minnesota Pincher or other geography based terms brimming with sexual innuendo.
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "What happened to you?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"
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An act involving purely kissing in the mountains of North Carolina where the man prematurely ejaculates while still fully clothed.
Betty: Did you and Duncan kiss?
Emma: Yes but he was “Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina” and he had to change before we want back outside!
When you throw up and shit into a girls vagina and then proceed to stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweater.
Sorry I couldn’t come to the party I was giving Brittany a North Carolina hot pocket
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When a girl doesnt shave for 3 months( So therefore it is VERY hairy.) Then a guy shaves it all of for her and swallows the pubic hair. Afterwards the dude eats the girl out. Basically putting half the hair back on.
Afterwards the girl blows the man and the guy ejaculates his sperm out and the girl drinks his sperm.
Adam- " I want to finger you"
Keli- " Oh no, i have not shaved for about 3 months!!"
Adam- " Oh... Mhmm.. LETS DO THE NORTH CAROLINA BIG HAIRY FOOT"
Keli- " YAY"
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