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Scholar Mafia

An unofficial organization consisting usually of rebellious students and crazy rich kids to fund their operations.

Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.

Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.

In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.

Kid 1 : "How are we going to survive this year's test."
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.

by oldmodem December 11, 2018


Loop Scholar

One who studies vinyl records as if they were final exams; ie: Boskotech, Sykadelix, ZOBE, Locus, Migzilla

study the repetition of music within patterns of a cycle like a loop scholar

by Da Roachkilla March 20, 2021


Scholared

Outsmarting your opponent, typically with skill, facts or data rather than the anecdotal or supposition.

"Jazz bro, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5, get fucking scholared dumbass."

by Chadams April 15, 2023


scholar regime

a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.

Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.

by mrbeast539275 December 3, 2024


Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

by TRAmontana July 18, 2022


Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023


The Scholar

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.

Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.

by B-Jazzle March 12, 2010