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The act of inhaling smoke and proceeding to motorboat breasts while exhaling.
He motor boated her last night with smoke like a broken motorboat
The most depressing thing you'll ever know. It makes you want it to snow, so you can go and sit outside in a bikini so you can try and numb your heart.
After Jack and I broke up, I was heart broken, so I sat out in the snow that December. ~True Story
The act of watching too much Breaking Bad in one sitting, and feeling emotional afterwards.
-Hey man, whats up with Jared? I called him but he didn't seem himself today.
-Nah man don't worry, he's just broken bad.
-Guess I should just try tomorrow then.
How you feel when the person that you love just wakes up one day and decides that "Hey, I'm gonna dump her/him today." And you just can't help but think that it's your fault, even when it really isn't, and you feel depressed and mad at the world. Therefore, you turn to any person around you for support. And since you're not over the person you love, you expect the "Oh, he'll go back out with you" speech. But NO! They think you're over him like that, and they go to the "He's an asshole, you deserve better" speech. But you want them back so badly, its not even funny.
I fell in love with him, but now, I'm just broken hearted. It feels like that relationship was worth nothing to him.
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a peasant who cannot be converted, no matter what you have told them about the glorious MasterRace, the knowledge can still cannot get through there thick skulls and they will never learn.
(all of my friends are broken so it inspired me to make this since ive tried millions of times to save them :( )
Fellow Brother: Ive told you the millions of plus's of owning a pc and YET you still wont make the glorious switch over to the bright side, why? you do realize how hard your being ripped off and how limited your gaming experience is especially on those "next gen" consoles which barley get any games and go offline every minute
Broken Peasant: I DONT CARE IVE HAD A XBOX FOR 5 YEARS AND IM KEEPING THE CHAIN ON1!111
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MODS THEY DONT EXTEND THE PL3Y1B1L1TY O4 A G4M3 AND THERE STUPID
Fellow Brother: when we were over at my house we played smash bros brawl on x3 native 1080p resolution with and xbox one controller a ps3 controller and a ps4 controller all for free because.. emulators and remember all the amazing deals i showed you and free games we have
broken peasant: 1 D0N4 C4R3 XBAWCK5L1FE!!!11
5 days later...
broken peasant: OMG TERRERIA FOR $59.98 0MMMGEE WET A D3AL MUCH BETR T3N PEECEE
Fellow Brother: but remember the deals i showed you on pc...
broken peasant: XB0X5L4F3!!!!121 FUCK PEEC33
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A person who has childhood, past relationship or other emotional damage that makes them broken and unable to be part of a healthy relationship.
Scarlett had to cool it with Ed after his screaming fight with his ex-girlfriend at the nightclub. "He is just another broken toy," she explained to her friends.
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Is when a guy/girl takes your heart. Slams it on the ground and smashes it into pieces. Whether he/she knows it or not. After you can't help but feel empty and depressed and you'll probably end up crying alone in some room while the guy/girl, knowing you're hurt or not, lives his life perfectly normal once again.
Girl- I like you a lot
Guy- oh uhm sorry I don't like you...uh bye
Girl-*cries*
Best friends- What's wrong girl?
Girl- He broke my heart, I have a broken heart.
Best friend- :( *pat pat*
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