Your hair is life

Off the hook, baller, on fleek,

Yo girl, your hair is life!

i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

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living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.

We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.

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Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

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Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time

Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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Your entire life was based on gay rights

THE MOST WORST INSULT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, CAN SURPASS your family tree LGBT

jake "hey dude"
mike: "w0t"
jake: your entire life was based on gay rights

*THE ENTIRE BODY OF MIKE HAS DIED.*

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Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

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