donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

critical voyeur

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.

I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!

Critical Thinker

synonym of contrarian, apparently

(sarcasm)

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.

Critical Adventure

A franchise that should've died after the second game killed itself.
Calex, (fuck you) was the owner and was cancelled after the devs found out he was paying someone underhanded to remake the game and not paying the actual developers, now people want to revive it because "oh nostalgia trip!!!!!"

"Critical Adventure is retarded, why do people still make spinoff games?"

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rap critic

the best critic for rap songs on youtube

hey rap critic just proved how shit this song was!

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boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.

Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."

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critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.

At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.

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