douche nozzle

Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.

I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.

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douche nozzle

A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).

Also;

A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.

Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.

Or;

Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-

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Rop Nozzle

Another word for "badass". A legit situation.

I saw that play, it was totally rop nozzle.

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Deusche-Nozzle

1. A Deusche-Nozzle (alt. deuschenozzle) is a person who, while in a dialogue, or community based monologue, goes against the social mores of how to respond, esp. with regards to sarcastic jokes.

2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.

3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..

The facebook profile for God was hilarious until some deusche-nozzle went and ruined it with religious zealotry which inevitably lead to atheistic imperialists.

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douche nozzle

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

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douche-nozzle

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"

Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle

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Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

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