deez nutz

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

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Deez Nutz

Something that a person can usually enjoy on their chin. People usually named Dan can enjoy them everywhere.

Hey Eddie can I borrow your charger?

No but you can borrow deez nutz.

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Deez nutz

Slang term for the male testicles that’s used to make jokes

Steve: You like dogs bro?
Darrel: Yeah
Steve: Have you ever seen a beagle?
Darrel: Yeah.
Steve: Deez Beagle(beeg ol’) nutz?

Darrel: Good one, deez nutz.

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nutz hang

A word commonly used by only morons to mistakenly spell the word "nuts" when typing the phrase "nutz hang".

When David reaches puberty, his nuts drop and his nutz hang.

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Butter Nutz

When you excersize so long your nuts are soaked in sweat.

(Post Workout) I need to take a shower, I've got those butter nutz

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Deez Nutz

"Deez Nuts" Distributing. A distributor for edible nuts located in Willits, California. THE HILARITY NEVER STOPS! OHHHH!

Uh... see above?

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Cool Nutz

Best rapper out of Portland Oregon.

Man:he spits hot fire, hot fire he spits...
Man2:who?
Man:Cool Nutz does

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