Oat Sack

Oat Sack: The exceptionally large sweater collar that folds over and then droops down if the front and when worn by a large woman (see Big Sweat), it has the appearance of a feed bag.

Me: Did you notice Jen's oat sack?

You: Yeah, that corn-fed bitch probably has it stuffed with Chips-Ahoy!

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space oats

Like oats, only in space.

"Space corn... space oats... space wheat..."

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rolled oats

means your fucking lanky ugly looking fellow

"see that kid over there Dylan, he looks like rolled oats"

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Quaker Oats

Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?

Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!

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maggie oates

a vurrry sexy climpy

god. that maggie oates is succch a retard. but so hawt

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Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

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feeling oats

you are being like a child, rowdy, restless

Hey jim. Stop feeling oats!

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