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To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.
We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!
Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!
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Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from
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A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.
Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.
Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me
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In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
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Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales
Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!
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Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"