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A town in bergen county where half the town rides around in Range Rovers and the other half still drives mini vans. The boys and girls get a long fairly well here, even though the boys can be complete dicks and the girls can be somewhat try hard and major hoes. If you’re an average “Oaklander” you will go to Juniors Pizzeria after school. And if you’re wondering how kids get there, they ride their bikes, or can be seen walking in large groups. At Indian Hills football games, occasionally the whole 7th and 8th grade go onto the hill and play football, even though there is one right in front of them. The girls tend to listen to music, while the boys play football and not pay attention to either of the two games going on. After ALL these games, everyone goes to Juniors. (and some white girls so to starbucks). This my friends, is oakland.
Wow did you see that hoe from Oakland New Jersey?!?!
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A high school founded by Jerry Brown who doesn't really care about it. It consists of a big white flappy tent and unorganized portable classrooms. Its students will finally get a real building in 2008 on Telegraph Avenue. It focuses on arts, mainly literary, dance, visual, theatre, theatre design, and vocal music.
"Why are you wearing khakis and a polo?"
"Man, cuz I go to the Oakland School for the Arts."
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Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment
Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!
When I have sex with my girlfriend and like 10 or 12 of my friends bash through the wall in a pirate ship dressed as Oakland Raiders fans and pirates and then they beat the shit out of my girlfriend
Yo want to go Oakland Raiders barge Justin's girlfriend? booty
A school in oakland,california that is also known as OSA....It focuses on your talent....which is between vocal music,visual arts,acting,dance,instramental music,and literary arts
Yet, the dress code won't let it's students express themselves through thier clothes so at the moment we only get to wear polos and slacks......
Person1:"Why aren' t you wearnig jeans?"
Osa student:"Cause i go to the parkinglot-sidewalk-middle of san pablo street school..."
Person1:"Oh,you mean Oakland school for the arts???"
Osa student:"Yeah..."
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Much like the cleveleand steamer, it is a scatalogical sexual act, however it utilizes the face and/or mouth, and a more soupy/malt like stool.
Dude, Sears just gave Abelkop an Oakland brown-mash--its all over everything.
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when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouth
My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll.
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