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Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis
Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"
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It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
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A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
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Try to do more then you can handle.
You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.
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To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.
Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...
Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?
Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*