Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.

Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?

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'Oh Shit!' Moment

When you wake up in the morning and you haven't cleaned your pipes enough or had a really dirty dream and you're covered in jizz.

'I had a dream about this fit blonde girl last night, I knew it was about her coz I woke up and had an 'Oh Shit!' moment.'

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oh shit! fucking run!

when someone is shooting at you or your girlfriend has pms. either way your pretty much totally fucked.

guy with a gun, or your girl friend at one time of the month, as in oh shit! fucking run!

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OH SHIT ITS THE BOSS!

WHEN THE BOSS COMES BY AND FINDS ME LOOKING uP HIS LECTURE ON URBAN DICTIONARY..

"OH SHIT ITS THE BOSs!"

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OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

Something that you say to your friends because you need something to do with your life. Also because there is a rat in your house.

Friend: He~
Me: OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"

*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"

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oh shit handles

a large woman's love handles, used for holding on when she is having her way with a smaller man as he yells "oh shit" and desperately clinches her love handles.

"She wasnt gonna let up, so I grabbed me some of them oh shit handles and held on for my life"

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