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The coolest shoes/boots on the planet. Usually called gay or ugly by ignorant and/or stupid people.
This scene girl called my doc martens gay and I killed her.
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A Doc Brown is acehived by standing over a woman (with consent), and deficating on her chest whilst masturbating over her face at exactly 88mph. It is believed that a Doc Brown will cause a tear in the fabric of space and time.
Doc Brown: "Marty! I found another way to generate 1.21 Gigawatts last night! I shit on Clara's chest and wacked off at 88mph till I busted on her face"
Marty: "You mean you put a Doc Brown on the bitch!? This is heavy Doc."
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a play on the popular Doc Martens brand of shoe, referring to the walking shoes of University of Massachusetts Lowell students under the Chancellorship of former Massachusetts State Representative Marty Meehan. Chancellor Meehan's policies overcrowded the parking lots and sought to rectify the situation by requiring commuter students to park in new overflow lots a mile away from campus (ex. Salem Street Lot), or sometimes in the next town over (ex. Dracut's Pleasant Street Lot).
Similar to the use of "Hoovervilles" in reference to the failures of President Herbert Hoover.
Student #1: "I can't believe I was late to class again. It's bullshit, I was doing Screaming Meehans in the parking lot for 45 minutes!"
Student #2: "Dude, the only thing that's gonna get you to class on time is parking in Dracut and strapping on your Doc Meehans."
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Student #1: "Not only did I get mugged walking back to the Salem Street lot, but I wore a hole in my Doc Meehans! @#$%!"
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The Doc Jockey is a legal document preparer who may be bonded and registered. The Doc Jockey often has his/her forms rejected multiple times for errors, such as incorrect case numbers, party names, checking incorrect boxes and rarely if ever reviews work before it is filed in the court.
Doc Jockeys discount their services with coupons, and offer low prices because they will take short cuts and not prepare all the forms required by law. Doc Jockeys are notorious for offering services on Pennysaver and Craigslist only because they don't have an advertising budget and look for bargain hunter clients who aren't savvy. Doc Jockeys can be found in front of the courthouse handing out fliers. Doc Jockeys don't wear professional clothing, the women are often seen in sweat shirts and stretch stirrup pants and men in faded jeans and camp shirts.
A classic Doc Jockey error is assisting a pro per litigant with small claims paperwork, client suing for a bad check. Doc Jockey types in "Trouble Damages" because he/or she heard of treble damages but never bothered to research so he adds the closest word.
"I hired a Doc Jockey to do my divorce, he charged me $225.00 and I got yelled at by the judge because the paperwork was all messed up, so I had to pay a lawyer to fix it".
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Extremely awkward. Variation of "awk", originates from Doctor Octopus or "Doc Oc" from the Spiderman series.
"It went dead silent after she spoke...It was seriously doc awk"
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incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.
Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?
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When two homosexuals tie large knots in rope and insert razor blades thru the knots then push said knots up each other arses until the blood streams which they then drink while raping someones cat.
Those two dirty battys are at it again Doc Flugelling each other and they've got my Tibbles involved as well.
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