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To cruise airport bathrooms seeking anonymous sex and a bone to smoke or to get your bone smoked. cottaging
The faggot went craiging at the airport .
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has a girlfriend usually named sarah and is a perfect young couple with a slight age gap. soulmates. the one.
dude! look at that couple! so sweet together! his name must be craig and hers sarah!! nawww.
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If you know a person named craig, let's be honest... They smell like hippo feces. Craigs are severely overweight and insecure about themselves. He doesn't meet the height requirements for a lot of the rides at Disneyland, but he exceeds the weight limit by a good margin. He believes he can pull any girl, but cries in a corner when no girl wants to kiss him at a party. A key attribute Craig's have is FOMO, or fear of missing out. When he is not invited somewhere, beware... He WILL find your location and show up uninvited. During some scenarios, he'll break into your house. You won't see him wearing anything other than the same generic hoodie he wears everyday, which you can see his bulging stomach come out of. Most of the time, someone will flame the fuck out of craig and he will take it and accept the facts. However, if you make him really... REALLY mad, he will think of a shitty roast and try to use it against you. Unfortunately, Craig is too much of an L that even when he does thing of a half decent roast, you just laugh it off cause after all, it's craig trying to roast you, the biggest loner you know. His hobbies include flexing that he got invited somewhere so that his peers do not think he's a lonely fat fuck and taking floor shits. Next time you see a craig, say something nice or at least buy him a chapstick for his scaly lips or a toothbrush for his hot musty breath. He could use an act of kindness and a break from getting bodied everyday. He’s a Jewish boy
Jeez dude you've gained like 300lbs, you can't let go of yourself like that, you're starting to look like craig
My girlfriend dumped me, I got kicked out of my house, and my fish died... I feel lonelier than craig
ew did a homeless man just shit on you? You almost smell as bad as craig
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The act of anonymous, consensual, homosexual sex in public restrooms. Made famous by Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who got busted performing said act by a police sting. Perhaps not surprisingly, Mr. Craig has strongly opposed any remotely gay-friendly legislation.
If you ever really need to get laid, you can always pull a craig.
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Worthless loser that will forever be alone and no one cares about.
He is a Craig don't even look at him.
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So called straight guys, (MSN) men who have sex with men; on the prowl looking for male to male action on the downlow.
I was at the ballpark taking a leak and that dude started craiging me.
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the act of perusing Craigslist with or without purpose
I was craiging last night and this guy was trying to sell, not give away, but actually sell his used underwear and socks.
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