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On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying

On my moms I seen her yesterday.

by Anneliese A Santiago April 10, 2020


My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 13, 2021


Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom

Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom

by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022


my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool

Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂

by September 16, 2020


I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022


fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022