Swear word

A word to use when there is a calamity

When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!

Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.

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Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

whiffle swear

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.

After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear

Am Swear

A Slang way of saying "I swear" and "I swear to you" at the same time.

Saying "Am Swear" holds a lot more weight than "I swear" because it's not only that you swear, but also that you swear to the person at the same time.

"Bro, Am Swear Bro, I kissed her."

swear king

someone who swears something is true, but is most likely false

jack: she wants to get with me
chris: swear king

squad swear

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.

Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!