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A slang term to be used in public in place of "marijuana" "pot" etc.
"Do you have any time?"
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Something humans made up to keep track of things
Do you know what time it is? I think I'm late for work!
Do you know what time the movie starts?
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1. A crappy magazine.
2. What passes all the time and never goes backward.
3. What I have to make because I don't have a chance to survive.
1. Time doesn't have enough pages per issue.
2. You're running out of time.
3. I have no chance to survive make your time. *SHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT*
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1.A resulting unit of measurement by calculating an object's motion over its distance traveled between two points(or cycles). Time = movement / distance (or cycles)
3. A standard ocilating speed of an object that humans use for coordinating events.
2. A fictional and fantastical etheral concept popularized by Albert Einstien.
Humans model watches and clocks from the Earth's rotation on its axis as the Sun becomes visible on the morning horizon and fades on the opposite horizon. The Earth and Sun interaction observed from a point on the Earth's surface denotes two main events: a day and a night. In conversation a human could say, "It is night so it is time for bed." Time, as defined above, is motion/distance. The observer is what is in motion and the distance traveled during the day was (depending on location since Earth is tilted) about half the distance around the Earth's surface, because the Earth is rotating around the indicator (the sun is to the hand of a clock).
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British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections
Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.
The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.
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Something morons who are too lazy to spend $12 on a watch are always asking for.
Moron: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.
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