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tursun udriin mend means happy birthday to you in mongolian:p tursun udriin mend huuree hairtai shu !!!
if today is your friend's birthday tell them; tursun udriin mend mate AAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Mar’s ends. Used to ball up and link da homies.
Laur: yo link at mends today?
Patrick: maybe after my math tutoring, is it BYOW?
You're gonna be great one day, kid.
"You know Nathan?"
"Who? Nathan Mendes?"
"Yes bro, absolute legend."
"Real."
The act of fucking and/or making a baby.
We were mending babies so fucking good last night.
We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.
A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
I cast mend butt crack!
The most amazing person in the world. He can make u feel so spacial, so important, so good. His voice is a gift, but his heart is a blessing. U can never be alone while hes alive. And i love him. (@/shawn.dolans on ig) yay
"Shawn mendes is the most amazing human being the world"
The cutest, most talented, sweetest and hottest human alive. Moreover he's adorable
Omg he's Shawn Mendes....(imagine whatever u want)