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The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.
Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
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The female version of a circle jerk.
You have to have three or more to go to the beaver pond. It’s a group event.
One of them swamp dwelling, watermelon munching, chicken crunching, moon crickets
hey man did you see that pond frog over there.
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
To pee back to back, having each other's back and watching out for people coming.
"I have to pee!"
"Let's James Pond it!"