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A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.
Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.
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a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed.
dude wanna go match some grass
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a pair of something that are totally different but you pick them because you can't find the pair
"Dang, I cant find a pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-match pair.
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A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."
Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?
Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.
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When nerdy virgins get together to fight to see who is the lamest and has the least real friends. Those in Clans with more than 100 members are especially lame because it changes from a Clan match to a nerdismorgy (the rarest and most difficult to catch). Clan Matches may last as long as 200 years.
Guy: Brad has a clan match tonight i guess we wont see him.
Beard Guy: He will need to refuel and get more mountain Dew at some point.
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smoke weed. have a session (code word)
aye bro down to have a tennis match right now?
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a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.
When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.
Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."
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