wizard's sleeve

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment

First man: she looks a bit rough
Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too

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Beef-Sleeve

A muscular right arm due to excessive self abuse

"That's some serious Beef-Sleeve mate, you might wanna cut down a little

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sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

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dick sleeve

The prepuce or foreskin of the penis. Also known as a sheath or hood. Retractable double layer of skin that slides up and down the shaft of the penis and normally covers and protects the glans (head) from friction. This part is surgically removed when a male is circumcised therefore not every guy still has his dick sleeve.

To hell with circumcision! I'm not getting my dick sleeve chopped off!

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Up the sleeve

A variant of “in the closet” specifically for asexuals (aka “aces”) concealing their sexual orientation from others.

“My parents don’t know I’m an ace. I’m up the sleeve.”

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

Bell sleeve

noun (slang)
1. foreskin; the retractable roll of skin covering the end of the penis.

Phil needed to see a doctor about the problem with his bell sleeve.