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A hick town in the middle of no where with a solid population of 10 people and a whole lotta corn
Let’s go to the orono Ontario fair
A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)
A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.
The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.
Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.
There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario
The worst place in the world to live. It is compared to the Hellmouth from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The evil Elites rule this disgusting place. It is an Illuminati town. The population is comprised of drunks, drug addicts, mentally unstable people and most of all ignorant French snobs who are also on drugs and mentally ill. Sudbury would be better off if another meteor hit this place and wiped everything out. Do not come here. You will regret it!!!!!
"Is this hell?"
"No, It's Sudbury Ontario."
A surprising shithole amongst the pleasant experience that is the rest of Canada. Acres and acres of blight. What with the months of winter, the suicide rate here must be astronomincal. One nice nuance - the numerous Catholic churches names after a variety of lesser-knowns saints.
I made hotel reservations to access both Niagara and Toronto in Hamilton, Ontario, only to discover I had made an aggregious error.
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Kingston, Ontario is a bike town. People are always riding bikes.
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A large glacial lake separating Canada from the American state of New York. The people who inhabit the surrounding areas are known to be considered either insane or simply individuals who make bad decisions. The lake itself is deep and vast, yet filled with creatures too disturbing to be worth mentioning (*cough* lampreys), and bull sharks have even been rumored. The surrounding people choose to kayak, boat, and swim these waters at their leisure, that is when the waters are open. The surfers of Lake Ontario are some of the most badass people you will ever meet, especially in the freezing Rochester and Ontario winters.
"Did you see those crazy-ass jet skiers today on Lake Ontario?"
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Welcome to the slutiest town of all, where all the girls will give you free blowjobs, can be single or in a relationship and any age. Also known for everyone smoking pot, and being high all the time.. Where the Dutch people overtake the shithole town on Sundays, and once again where all the girls and boys whore it up together, lastly known as bitch filled centre.
Hey! Where did you get your blow job from.. No way same girl!! Norwich Ontario
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