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2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December

hey, u taking apart of the opposite hand week on the 2-8 of December ? ##2december ##2-8december ##ohw ##oppositehandweek
2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

by väikevinku October 21, 2019

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The opposite

That is really all they are doing?

Hym "They're just saying the opposite of what I say. The literal opposite. Hey, guys... Simon says don't ever kill your own kids."

A fucking retard "Breaking news! Kill your own kids immediately!"

Hym "See? It's literally just the opposite of the thing I'm saying. Never... Ever.... Give me Jennifer Lawrence."

A retard "Kidnap Jennifer Lawrence and bring her to hys dumpster house!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024

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Super-opposite

Super-opposite: When things are superpositioning due to being polar opposites.

Group 1: These people don't know what they're talking about.
Group 2: We do!
Group 1: Can we just super-opposite?

Group 2: Fine.

by KEkdisone January 9, 2022


really kraken down on the opposition

What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.

Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023


opposite love story

long distance relationship

yea bro, i dont mind a "opposite love story"

by joonoh the simp December 17, 2020


Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition

In the United Kingdom, it is the official name of the largest political party in parliament that is not in the government. The leader of the party’s title is the Leader of the Opposition and forms a shadow cabinet of ministers that directly criticize the current government on the other side of the isle in the House of Commons.

Have you see the last recent elections??? The Labour Party is constantly Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition.

by Ultra G March 9, 2022


opposite hungry

Used when one needs to defecate, but feels uncomfortable saying so in polite company.

Small child: Mommy, I'm opposite hungry!
Mother: Okay, sweetie, let's go find a bathroom.

by formersquirrel January 29, 2018