chain ordering

When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.

That guy is chain ordering hard. What a piece of shit.

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order 65

Order 65 is one of the 150 conplans confirming that Palatine is unfit for counciler, it is that the clones either arrest Palatine or executed him.

Palatine:execute order 65
Clone commader: You are under arrest Counciler
Palatine:shit

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bunk order

a pizza order that you don't plan to pick up; a pizza order to a false address

"There's a delivery to 45 Suckit Drive.... Don't bother, its a bunk order."

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chronoillogical order

A sort order that's supposed to be chronological order, but isn't.

Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.

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pre-order

The act of purchasing a video game or software before it's actually released; often to gain some slight reward, easter egg or advantage when eventually playing the game itself.

The term was coined by the software vendors, and literally represents an impossible act, since what you are doing is actually regular ordering, with real money. The correct definition of what you are doing is "post getting".

"I had a spare $50 lying around, so I pre-ordered Moons Over Mars so my character would have the g-string of death. Had I waited for 3 weeks post-release; I would have only paid 19.50"

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Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

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tall order

a difficult task, or assignment

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.

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