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A small sized city town known for being the actual home of the Simpsons since the creater Matt Groening thought that the actual city was actually in Springfield Oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn't have an online voting contest such as the one on USA Today that makes Springfield VERMONT the actual location of the Simpsons.
Springfield Oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family.
In the summertime, it is known for having different events such as The 4 of July Festival, Filbert Festival, fiestas, etc.
Springfield Oregon is the right place for me!
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When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor
She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism
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The largest possible dong a man could possess
Damn that man has an Oregon dong
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the act of deficating on a said persons chest starting at the naval and directing upwards toward the chin region
have you ever been on the oregon trail for the purpose of oregon trailing?
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A driver from the state of Oregon, usually in the Portland, Salem, Eugene, Medford, and Bend areas. Are often extremely courteous and safe! This leads to having one of the lowest death rates from accidents nationwide, but can piss out of state drivers the hell off!....even other drivers from rural parts of the state. Expect people to pull out in front of you on the road and in parking lots. Expect to stop for a pedestrian in ANY situation(pedestrians have been ranked more superior than cars in Oregon, and have the right to jump in front of you on I-5 and scream bloody murder). Expect Oregon Drivers to come to a screaching halt if a mouse runs across the highway. Most importantly just remember that Oregon drivers EXPECT YOU TO BE COURTEIOUS.....and this is where the danger lies for drivers not accustomed to this pussyness version of driving
"Dude I was driving down I-5 where it turns into 10 lanes. This Oregon Driver stopped on the Freeway, jumped out of his car, and was trying to stop all lanes of traffic. A duck and it's children were trying to cross. Behind this IDIOT Oregonian was a 10 car pile-up. But he didnt care, a duck's life was more important to a human's in his distorted OREGONIAN view of the World. " - THIS REALLY HAPPENED...I SAW IT.
"Dude I was driving down a 6 lane HIGHWAY. I saw a pedestrian half a mile up....I didnt slow down because she had plenty of time to get across the street. She noticed that I didn't slow down, and then proceeded to WALK BACK INTO TRAFFIC. She stood in front of my car to make me stop, then started yelling at me....She put here life in danger just to show that in Oregon - The pedestrian is GOD." - THIS ALSO REALLY HAPPENED TO ME
outoftowner - Why does everyone drive like a retard around here?
Me - Well the Oregonian driver is its own breed of retard. A combination of liberal brainwashing, living in a bubble, marijuana smoke, femism, animal rights, and all this gay bicycle shit has combined to form one of the safest yet inefficient and annoying drivers in the world!
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Pretty hippy, but coming out of the slump as well...Everyone rides a bike and soap isn't very well known.
Old man on 13th (Froggy) "Hey wanna buy one of the greatest jokebooks the world has ever known? Or I'll just have to go back to my old profession, selling handguns to kids."
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The best college football team in the pac-10 and one of the elite in Division 1... beating pathetic teams like Oregon State, Washington and USC. Causing teams to be green with envy and wish they had uniforms like the ducks and new stadiums... I LOVE MY DUCKS!!!!!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the Oregon Ducks?
Person 2: Heck yea I have they are amazing and have the best uniforms in college football, oh and they cast a crazy big shadow over little oregon state..
Person 3: Who's oregon state? is that peewee football??
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