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A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.
This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.
Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.
Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!
When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.
Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.
An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?
To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
When you are having sex on the beach, you stick your dick in the sand and slip it back in one swift thrust all while screaming like an ostrich.
I heard Brandon doing the Australian ostrich while camping on the beach last night.