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S yndrome.
Occurs a little before or during a girl's period. It basically makes you feel like crap for anywhere from 2 to 5 days.
Let me put it this way, if men had to deal with this, the international suicide rate would be a lot higher.
It can causes any or many of the following symptoms: mood swings, low self esteem, headaches, cramps from Hell, bloating, snapiness, fatigue, muscle/joint aches, food cravings, heightened thirst, nausea, stomachaches, more frequent crying, insomnia, boob tenderness, acne break outs, or even nightmares.
I don't suggest teasing your girlfriend while she's go through this.
Girls may celebrate its completion with ice cream.
Jeez, PMS blows. This headache's been going on all day!
Dude, don't mess with Stacy right now, she's PMSing. She'll bite your head off!
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Post Missionary Syndrome. Often times when Mormon boys return from their missions they act and react awkwardly in everyday situations due to their detachment from real life situations for the past two years.
"See that guy over there? He just got home from his mission and he totally has PMS"
"Dude, would you relax around these girls? They're supposed to have the tampons not you. You must have PMS"
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Pre or Post-Midnight Snack:
It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.
Mike: Man, my PMS was really delicious.
Joe: What...?
Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack.
Joe: Wha-? Ohh.
Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon.
Linda: Jerk! Are you making fun of me?
Phil: What? No! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack!
Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.
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Definitions:
(i) Prime Minister
(ii) Private Message
(iii) Personal Message
(iv) Post Meridiem
(i) is usually used iRL;
(ii) is usually used on forums or chatrooms (eg. iRC)
(iii) is uncommon but still used by some people.
(iv) used commonly for time.
See also: PrivMSG
Other non-Urban definitions: (used iRL)
* particulate matter
* past master
* police magistrate
* postmaster
* postmistress
* postmortem
* prime minister
* provost marshal
* etc...
(i) Example:
"Oh my god, the new PM sucks, I shouldn't have voted for him!"
(ii) Example:
<Shinosuke> Check your PM. I dont want everyone to know.
<Person1> Ok... ... wait...
<Person1> ...
<Person1> HAHAHAHHA~~ hey everyone! Look at this!!
<Person1> <Shinosuke> user: Shinosuke
<Person1> <Shinosuke> pass: iRn00b
<Person1> HAHAHAHHAA~~ What a lamer!
<Shinosuke> . . .
* Quits: Shinosuke (Shinosuke@SomeIRC-2BE662.56k.xtra.nz) (Reason: Too lame.)
(iii) Example:
"I got a PM (Personal message) from my boss today!"
(iv) Example:
"It's now 14:23, 02:23pm"
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Short for prime minister (Teresa May) this word describes someone who royally messes up all the time and no one likes them.
"You stupid pm!"
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Former Medical Term, abbreviation for "Premenstrual Syndrome".
A mysogynist term for the combination of
a)hormonal changes a woman undergoes that prepare her to menstruate and
b) the exhaustion caused by women not taking care of themselves at this time.
Often used to exonerate another person of guilt for wrongs they have done to the involved woman by minimising her reactions.
Bill: Jude, why's June crying?
Jude: Oh, I just said her cooking sucks and she needs to clean the house more often. She started crying and yelling about being unappreciated.
Bill: Oh, sounds like she's got PMS.
Jude: You got it, Bill.
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