Random
Source Code
Random
someone: I fear no man, but that thing...
* segmentation fault (core dumped)
someone: it scares me.
CS PTSD
A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events
“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving”
This is an acronym that can mean "Poo Turd Shit Diarrhea".
I had Chipotle the other day and I had some gnarly PTSD.
I'm really sorry, I can't go out because I have bad PTSD and I've been on the toilet all night. This sucks!
When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.
I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.
Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.
Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder
When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »
(P. T. S. D)
P.enis T.hat needs T.o be S.ucked D.isorder
female: stop sending pp pics
male: sorry it's that I have PTSD
female: ...