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Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 20, 2011

25πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


trade paint

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

by Doug Newman June 9, 2007

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period.

Stir the paint is having sex with a woman while she's on her period, not one her period--ON her period fucknuts!

by Rocket1 February 6, 2012

713πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


painted lady

A painted lady is basically a fancy term for a whore

Another fancy word is concubine :D

omg dude lets go get some effin painted lady's

by cmanns May 3, 2008

86πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

by nsag March 28, 2009

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020


painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your β€œbrown bear” into a β€œpanda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019