1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.
2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.
1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.
2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.
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An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.
{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick
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Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.
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'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'
'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
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An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.
Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?
Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.
Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!
Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!
It relates with the full nelson. This is given by the leader of the pack or the bear. To lock your hands together behind someone's head while reaching from underneath the pits.
"She is so simple" Drunk guy One
"I bet you cant put her in a nelson tonight" Drunk guy Two
"The Palmer Nelson?" Drunk guy One.
"Yeaa..." Drunk guy Two
"Oh, that's a bet"
The act of taking Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea and Jeremiah Weed Lemonade and mixing them together, much like the popular Iced Tea and Lemonade combo created by Golf legend, Arnold Palmer.
Jeremiah: "Last night I chugged like 5 four loko's man, it was nuts!"
Arnold: "Haha, Four Loko? No one drinks those anymore man. Now-a-day's is alllll about the Jeremiah Palmer."
Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea
That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.